Passion is for teens and immigrants

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specialbored:

Our dinner special is chock full of iron, man.

specialbored:

Our dinner special is chock full of iron, man.

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shitroughdrafts:

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, directed by Peter Jackson. 2003.

shitroughdrafts:

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, directed by Peter Jackson. 2003.

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

This guy emailed me and he said, “Hey, I clicked on the link you sent. I don’t want to buy any herbal Viagra.” - John Mulaney (x, x)

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Seth Rogen Talks to Comedian Hannibal Buress About His New Stand-up Special, Rap, and Dirty Restaurants

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brianmichaelbendis:

Marvel art piece by Ulises Farinas

brianmichaelbendis:

Marvel art piece by Ulises Farinas

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commanderriffraff:

nprfreshair:

newyorker:

Who needs friends when you’ve got Terry Gross? An illustration by Eleanor Davis: http://nyr.kr/1nYvPYw

No you hang up. No, you!

My life.

commanderriffraff:

nprfreshair:

newyorker:

Who needs friends when you’ve got Terry Gross? An illustration by Eleanor Davis: http://nyr.kr/1nYvPYw

No you hang up. No, you!

My life.

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You can’t not go to a wedding you RSVPed to. You have to respect the sanctity of the RSVP.

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